donnang:

terrysdiary:

James Franco smiling.

Looking at him is making this paper more bearable.

Below is a poem my boyfriend wrote and texted me when I wouldn’t stop talking about James Franco. I thought it was the funniest thing ever.

“Franco, James Franco,
I wish I was James Franco

In a sea full of fish,
He’s the biggest catch,
Quirky as hell,
And with brains to match!

Franco, James Franco,
I love him so,
If only I had his looks,
And his love for books.

Only in movies do you sample the grass,
Kiss men, chase spiders,
Seek revenge for you father’s past.

Franco, James Franco,
Eight courses and such a thirst for knowledge,
How do you do it?
Most of American can’t even complete college!

Franco, James Franco,
My girlfriend loves you much to my chagrin,
And I’ll continue to hate you and your accomplishments,
Until you die and I win.”

(it was longer but I cut some parts out.)

omg love him soooo much <3

clowchan:

julianstark:

Seriously? Seriously?  I mean yeah, he was really awkwardly smug/stoned, the show was hit and miss, and he didn’t win, but damn, he needs to take himself less seriously. You host the Oscars, you have to be prepared for a little criticism.

This is why I don’t really like Franco. He truly has no sense of humour and is a stick in the mud. I hate when people keep calling him the “Troll King” when in fact he’s been EASILY trolled by others. (See Ricky Gervais). And heeasily gets BUTTHURT too since he thinks he’s the best thing on earth and if anyone disagrees with him on that he’ll b’awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and bail pretending nothing happened.

I hope people are finally realising who James Franco really is: a smug, self centred tool with mediocre acting skills.

I thought it was GREAT!!! Best awards show I ever saw. Ann Hathaway was really good, but I thought James Franco was who really made it!!! He is that cool dry humor,can’t understand why the critic didn’t get that.

jordanrien:

Honey, I want you to know, not winning is nothing to be embarrassed about. You inspire me, and have ever since I was 9 years old. You are an amazing actor, and hosting the hugest award ceremony ever says something about you. You don’t deserve to be embarrassed babe. You make so many people proud…

masterswan:

You’re amazing portrayal of Aron Ralston in the film 127 Hours, as expected, didn’t win shit, so I’m going to tell you that you’re a gorgeous mother f*cker and you did a semi well job co-hosting the Oscars. So baby, let’s go get high tonight and celebrate your job on General…